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What's your guilty pleasure?

Macarena User is offline
2010-03-03 01:56:40


I wrote a fairytale in Russian. Zolushka, well I translated from Eng to Rus. Thing is it probably is originaly Russian anyway. Another guilty pleasure; playing with languages. Ciao bellas


Macarena User is offline
2010-03-03 01:51:34


Hey Fox, Message/Massage maybe a Freudian slip. Could also be delirium.

HL sorry about the spelling, but hey you do figure in my guilty pleasure.
I like it when you laugh.


2010-03-02 22:48:35


depends on who you're asking, i suppose.


2010-03-02 22:33:44


look, the only reason I write on this damn thing is so that I can get a date to go to the hot springs. Is that really too much to ask?


2010-03-02 22:30:32


oh, frig


2010-03-02 22:29:21


haha... i mean don't capitalize.

oh nyquil.


2010-03-02 22:29:03


those who can, wear hats and capitalize, fox.


2010-03-02 22:18:20


wait a minute here -- I just read sate's profile, and she doesn't capitalize and she's wearing a friggin' hat.

I'm being discriminated against


2010-03-02 21:55:56


I don't know what else to write. I like my hat.


2010-03-02 20:25:39


No, I don't believe most of my students listen to me. Some do but they retain nothing. An even smaller number listen and retain but they're the ones who make it worth it. However, it's my job to give them the tools they need to do well. Whether or not they use those tools is up to them.


2010-03-02 18:21:15


Actually, I prefer using Thai characters...:)))


2010-03-02 18:06:16


I'm crying from laughing:))) In any case, continue, Karen, you know what you are doing, you are a professional:)))


2010-03-02 18:01:53


See, that would be why it's all about the singing...


2010-03-02 14:20:39


what Macharena? you're trying to massage HL with Russian characters?? of course it doesn't work -- you're supposed to use your hands!

and who told the plum kid to copy every thing that everyone else says or does -- it must be some kind of syndrome


2010-03-02 13:45:55


wow, you're right -- that shit doesn't work.


2010-03-02 13:44:35


Я говорю русского.


Macarena User is offline
2010-03-02 12:19:41


Huh? Fox. My computer is showing a bunch of weird моÐ. The massage was about HL in Russian characters that didn't render, and not exactly as I corrected later :)


2010-03-02 10:32:38


last question: Issyvoo, do you really think that your students listen to you about your rules? If so, what's your Social Insurance Number?


2010-03-02 10:26:31


jesus, seriously -- do I work? again, I doubt it


2010-03-02 10:17:41


Once upon a time there were three little foxes
Who didn’t wear stockings, and they didn’t wear sockses,
But they all had handkerchiefs to blow their noses,
And they kept their handkerchiefs in cardboard boxes.

I did not say EEYORE's tail because we already had the 'h' discussion,
and I was determined to be misogynistic enough as it is. So I said 'eye'. (And if you believe that, well... you'd probably also give me your Social Insurance number too.)

Umm.. apparently it was Milne's wife who sold the Pooh rights to Disney in order to fund writers to go to UK universities. So, blame the wife for the crap that you hate so much.

Finally, Macharena -- thank you for telling everyone in Russian what a great lover I am. The thousands of messages in my inbox from Russians have been gratifying.



2010-03-02 09:27:11


Yes, Eeyore lost his tail, not his eye.

Now, I must clarify. When I say I love Winnie the Pooh, I most emphatically do NOT refer to the Disney crap. I refer to the slender volumes written by A.A. Milne and illustrated by Ernest H. Shepard. The writing is wonderfully whimsical (alliteration, anyone?) and the illustrations adorable. I tell my students that the only author allowed to Play With Capitalization is A.A. Milne.


2010-03-02 08:58:15


oh bother... i lost my tail again.



2010-03-02 08:53:38


Cheers to you Macarena! My guilty pleasure has too recently become reading the ramblings here.

..oh, and my collections of computer parts from the last 20 years including any new bits I acquire when there's a good sale. It's the computer geek equivalent of shoes. 'Cept I can't wear hard drives and motherboards on my feet.. well, I could, but maybe shouldn't.


2010-03-02 08:03:29


Issy: is it the tense moments around heffalumps and woozles, the tiggerific adventures, or the undying love of a Piglet for his Pooh that gets you? They are epic tales, without a doubt.
And thank you. Because the Tigger song is running through my head. This will either drive me crazy or...too late.


2010-03-02 04:02:02


Thank you, Karen:))


2010-03-02 02:50:34


Do you speak Russian? Oh, I noticed it from your previous post.:)


Macarena User is offline
2010-03-02 02:15:11


Well I guess I should clarify the last post eh?
My guilty pleasure is reading the banter here, especially HelenLoran's.

Ya gavorite po Russki.


Macarena User is offline
2010-03-02 02:11:52


мое виновное удовольствие - это ЭленЛоран
Hello from Victoria.


2010-03-02 01:41:33


Heroin... Here we are....Back to the subject 'What's your guilty pleasure?':))


2010-03-01 23:57:50


it's all heroin/poor grammar induced


2010-03-01 23:57:50


it's all heroin/poor grammar induced


2010-03-01 23:32:51


:))) Oh, you are funny:))


2010-03-01 23:25:05


what, HelenLoran? you have do-all citizenship? that's interesting


2010-03-01 23:22:59


I have dual citizenship.


2010-03-01 23:19:19


Zelda now the ice is brown and the pretty little dress...

(I'm just repeating this because Issyvoo apparently had to tell me twice that I was butch --- mostly because she was so enamoured at looking at my photo that she couldn't stop her fingers from shaking all over the keyboard apparently)


2010-03-01 23:15:38


Zelda, now the ice is brown and the pretty little dress is covered in shit. Please stop. I was thinking you were attractive.


2010-03-01 23:13:45


HelenLoran, I read the article about a year ago -- and I don't know. You might be an exception. You're Russian, after all.

Issyvoo, I walk on the wild side on this site with my grammar. What else can I say? You don't like it, then I'll just have to get the rest of the Grammar Police on the Nod to rough you up a bit.

And at this point, every woman is expensive, believe me.

Drinking: You're right. I haven't drank anything for years. In fact, I get all my liquid sustenance from fruit. Melons, shall we say?

Finally, as far as the butch look goes, what does it matter to you? You already said that I wasn't sexy. So, stop looking at me, or Eyore loses another eye.



2010-03-01 22:33:31



'the Vancouver Sun already did a study on dating in Vancouver -- both gay and straight ... Most of the people from the rest of the world said that they had none -- 'Vancouver people are bright and good-looking, very healthy -- but noone asks anyone out...'
Send me this article,please, I will show it to the Vancouver men who always appear in front of me with original questions: 'Where are you from, young lady? What's your name?'


2010-03-01 22:02:16


P.S. Whitefox, what's up with the butch look? That's new. (And, yes, I noticed that the cap says 'Russia.')


2010-03-01 22:02:07


P.S. Whitefox, what's up with the butch look? That's new. (And, yes, I noticed that the cap says 'Russia.')


2010-03-01 22:00:44


Well, Whitefox, I know what you do for a living and poor grammar is really inexcusable in your case, like a narc shooting heroin or something.

Now why, Whitefox, do you assume a hot woman is an expensive woman? Hot woman = gold digger or prositute?

Momma, your choice is to be sung to or have poetry read to you? Either sound a bit like a form of torture to me. Read me Winnie the Pooh, though, and I'm happy.

As for drinking, who said it has to be alcohol? When I was five, I overheard some people saying my step-brother had stopped drinking. I was very upset and later asked, 'But won't he die? Don't we all need water?'


2010-03-01 21:28:19


does it help that I was a figure skater cleaning the ice with my butt in a short pretty skating dress?? lllol


2010-03-01 21:10:11


Issy's comment about not capitalizing my comments kind of hurt. It hit me in the car. I TRY to be good and do what I'm supposed to do --honestly.


2010-03-01 20:54:42


no offense Zelda, but the visual on that last comment was not pleasant. All I'm seeing is brown ice.


2010-03-01 18:58:59


#165


2010-03-01 18:56:18


Honey, you know the answer to that... You've *always* known.


2010-03-01 18:49:46


whitefox thanks! It was my nickname my skating coach gave me as a kid for cleaning the ice with my ass! =)


2010-03-01 18:43:45


what number are we at? and how much more can I procrastinate before my class starts?


2010-03-01 18:42:57


whoa ZeldaZamboni, I think that you probably have the coolest name yet on Superdyke


2010-03-01 18:37:12


now that I've sung to you, you have to choose, coolmomma.

who will it be?! >:|


2010-03-01 18:00:00


why feel guilty about pleasure? ;)


2010-03-01 17:44:52


'Now I'm wondering what HelenLoran and Gabe are able to do online that apparently I can't -- I'm going to speak to Skippy about this'

bwa ha ha. funny.


2010-03-01 16:49:09


the Vancouver Sun already did a study on dating in Vancouver -- both gay and straight -- and they interviewed single people from all over the world who came to Vancouver about the relationships that they had while they were living here. Most of the people from the rest of the world said that they had none -- 'Vancouver people are bright and good-looking, very healthy -- but noone asks anyone out,' the study concluded.

I didn't write it -- it's just what I read.


2010-03-01 10:49:33


Port Elgin is proving to be a problem for me. There's a research paper in the magnetic forces exerted by the Pacific Ocean on lesbians...I'm sure it's a thesis in the making. Perhaps some investigative research is in order.


2010-03-01 08:48:33


Online?! It was in Vancouver, actually:)))


2010-03-01 08:33:06


Now I'm wondering what HelenLoran and Gabe are able to do online that apparently I can't -- I'm going to speak to Skippy about this


2010-03-01 08:26:18


I don't drink. Sorry. Sate will have to take my share of the gin.

Well, I like the models, but realistically, any woman who looks like that would probably cost me my rent to spend time with her. And considering our whole discussion about the 'h' word, I really don't want to go down that path.

And Coolmomma, you are attractive, but you are way the heck and gone in Port Elgin. I don't even know where that is, let alone the province of Ontario.



2010-03-01 05:56:56


I'm not on the list... What a devastating start to my week.


2010-03-01 03:38:40


uh oh, I can't take that back either..

QUICK, start a new thread!


2010-03-01 03:25:19


one day i will get sate and whitefox drunk and take advantage of them both.

in a nice way.

150


2010-03-01 02:31:10


i win


2010-02-28 23:50:29


Do you like the photo? Gosh, they are just two cold models. I am better when I am drunk, ask Gabe:))


2010-02-28 21:11:00


ah I'm being goofy over a photo -- that's not real -- and I can't erase this now


2010-02-28 20:08:47


holy smack, HelenLoran, if the water in your photo is from the lesbian nightclub next to Lake Baikal, then I'll be swimming in that deep lake for the next 25 million years


2010-02-28 19:02:01


Issy: I concur that lyrical is simply lyrical, in whatever form. Being sung to is something altogether different.

Fox: Geography seems to be the only thing missing from this particular discussion, so why not?


2010-02-28 17:56:02


momma, why are you telling me the area code for Utah?



2010-02-28 16:33:17


Pop Club music!


2010-02-28 16:31:34


Well, one could argue that songs are poetry set to music, momma, so you don't really have to choose between the two at all.


2010-02-28 10:25:31


Such decisions. Poetry vs singing... Two of my guilty pleasures. Alas *hand to brow* what shall I do?


2010-02-28 09:51:46


oh, issy will understand, plum.

i didn't even see that post until now. there are... so many.


2010-02-28 09:50:31


hmm.

thanks for the head's up, helenloran. i always wondered about that--they never did mention where the nearest lesbian nightclub is located in the national geographic article i read about lake baikal. mystery solved! thank you!


2010-02-28 09:18:35


wtf momma, I thought you loved me! :|

....i'll sing to you


2010-02-28 06:59:27


Sate, remember, the nearest lesbian night club to the Lake Baikal is in Moscow:))))


2010-02-28 06:12:00


Okay, dammit, enough! You got me Fox... 801.


2010-02-27 23:17:55


'i am someone who profoundly and humbly affirms that love is the mystery-of- mysteries and that nothing measurable matters'

guess who said that? and guess why we know who he is? not only that, he had three wives. so. there. you. go.

Plus, this thread now reminds me of this:

I do not love you except because I love you;
I go from loving to not loving you,
From waiting to not waiting for you
My heart moves from cold to fire.

I love you only because it's you the one I love;
I hate you deeply, and hating you
Bend to you, and the measure of my changing love for you
Is that I do not see you but love you blindly.

Maybe January light will consume
My heart with its cruel
Ray, stealing my key to true calm.

In this part of the story I am the one who
Dies, the only one, and I will die of love because I love you,
Because I love you, Love, in fire and blood.

( and this is a translation, but he started out writing without capitalization.)



2010-02-27 21:17:02


#134


2010-02-27 21:02:43


that's a matter of opinion.


2010-02-27 20:57:00


I'm not in love with you Whitefox. I cannot love anyone who refuses to capitalize where necessary. I'm not sure which is worse: those who don't know when and where to do so, or those who do know but refuse to do so. I do know that neither is sexy.


2010-02-27 19:26:09


drinking I take it, again, plum. Avoid the urine samples this time, please. The hospital bill was nuts.


2010-02-27 19:24:30


a few too many


2010-02-27 19:22:16


what number are we at on these messages, by the way


2010-02-27 19:21:38


what? not tell everyone that 800 women are now in love with me because of my oh so clever messages on this message board?

are you kidding me? did you really think that I was a humble sort of person? like Clara Hughes or something --

hell no -- I'm Canada's GREATEST ATHLETE



2010-02-27 19:13:09


amigash FOX DON'T TELL EVERYONE


2010-02-27 19:04:37


hey wait a minute, plum -- what about your sex dream about me that you had??! it was all a LIE???

how sad.

ah well, that just leaves all the rest of you to have sex dreams about me, so I'm not so worried... sweet dreams, ladies


2010-02-27 16:12:21


Oh, I'll understand, though lately I'm becoming quite interested in Russia. I seem to have only just noticed that, despite my literary and cultural anglophilia, England is not my actually my mater land. Indeed, I think anglophilia is one of my guiltiest pleasures. Dead white male colonial writers and all that. Now I think I shall have a spot of tea and some biscuits.


2010-02-27 14:50:56


perhaps the two of you should go on a romantic excursion....

I'm sure issy will understand, sate


2010-02-27 11:58:42


omg me too, fox.

cannonball!


2010-02-27 10:41:29


to tell you the truth, HelenLoran, I would like to visit Lake Baikal, the oldest (25 million years old) and second deepest lake in the world. The 'Pearl of Siberia'. Now THAT would be something to swim in Lake Baikal.


acid_burn User is offline
2010-02-26 22:59:18


being called mofo i guess


2010-02-26 22:37:08


Foxy, phone me, when you come to Moscow:)) What would you like to visit in Russia? Saint Petersburg?


2010-02-26 21:32:30


and I did not say Ho-del -- anyway, she was happy with Perchik -- even though he was an intellectual who didn't make any money.


2010-02-26 21:20:07


so, you're saying that I should call you Hodel now instead of Herr Issyvoo?


2010-02-26 20:19:53


I'm half totally Russian, Whitefox, though Jewish shtetl stock, not urban Muscovite.


2010-02-26 14:36:55


yes, I am French and Scottish. In fact, I am not whitefox -- I am Mary Queen of Scots.

However, I think that the Russian connection lies in the fact that I have always wanted to go to Moscow -- ever since I was in high school. I don't know about anyone else, but in my age group (during the Cold War), we were always told that the Russians were evil. I also got the message that gays were evil, among other things. Of course, the truth is never really that simplistic.


2010-02-26 11:48:18


Gosh, there must be something that connects you to Russia..... Are you French and Scottish? Are you sure?:))


2010-02-26 11:27:03


and guess who I also saw yesterday, HelenLoran? the KING OF RUSSIA, Evgeni Plushenko -- walking right towards me as I stood in line at the Russky Dom here in Vancouver. Boy, I was in the right place at the right time yesterday, that's all that I can say

The Russky Dom at the Olympics is pretty damn cool


2010-02-26 04:04:24


I would get your autograph, Fox:) You are the soul of the site.


2010-02-26 01:52:50


does that mean that Santa Claus is Chinese?? (ho ho ho?)

yes I do remember BEING JOHN MALKOVICH and Heloise and Abelard. What a great movie.

I got Vladislov Tretiak's autograph today -- for any hockey fans out there.



2010-02-25 09:08:49


Well, in Chinese, 'ho' means happy (thus the Happy Ho Ho Restaurant) so let's just use the Chinese sense of the word and take the poison out of the way it's used in English.

Whitefox, you've just been waiting for an opportunity to make an Abelard and Heloise reference, having you? Remember the Abelard and Heloise puppet show in Being John Malkovitch?


2010-02-25 08:13:32


it was Ruffrider on the 100th message I think --

Speaking of rough riding, you know, I thought of another guilty pleasure last night. The sex scenes in Stan Persky's A WRITER'S EDUCATION. All those scenes of sailors in the US Navy in the 1950s having sex -- whoa!

anyway -- Go Canada women's hockey team!!



Scorpio69 User is offline
2010-02-25 07:43:40


Chocolate dipped strawberries shared in a hot bubble bath, followed by naked slow dancing in the living room, followed by ...........


2010-02-25 01:04:49


better than jihading it, i'd imagine. i mean, like, according to fox news.


2010-02-24 21:28:40


dammit, someone else ninjad the hundredth msg




hi ho, hi ho


2010-02-24 20:58:30


plus after this thread, I'll be lucky if someone says 'hello' to me on the street, let alone the other 'h' word


2010-02-24 20:48:54


look I'm not John Mayer ok? I'm an ass, but not that much of an ass. (at least I don't think so. Well, maybe...)


2010-02-24 19:26:07


this has been your experience, fox? do tell...


2010-02-24 18:27:07


be careful -- some of the women on here, I suspect, don't mind being called a 'ho' in the middle of you know what -- or at least that has been my experience... even Heloise wanted to be called it for some reason.

but you're right, the term degrades women. I can't figure it out either. Signed, Abelard.


2010-02-24 18:10:27


Ruff, you send her a private message after clicking on her profile.

I don't know what a 'hosebag' is but I suspect I don't want to know, especially if it's some derivation of 'ho.' I absolutely loathe how that word is used, speaking of things that degrade women.


Team_Shane User is offline
2010-02-24 17:42:19


The L Word! But, not just one or two episodes, watching an entire season (or two).


2010-02-24 17:38:52


is there a way to speak to someone on here privately if so how do I do this


2010-02-24 12:24:03


WHOA, I'm not touching that - I mean, I'm not ....uh, nevermind =


2010-02-24 10:58:20


you mean when i described my cavernous, rather hairy vagina to you? that was made up.


2010-02-24 02:27:14


Message #97:

fox, you totally can't count. ha ha ha.


2010-02-24 00:35:02


now I'm REALLY mad at you, sate. was *anything* you told me true?


2010-02-23 23:22:29


telling potential uh would-be uh... people that think dating me is a good idea... telling them i have no sex organs. like that i have some rare genetic disorder.


2010-02-23 22:27:40


you go sate! do it for Canada!


2010-02-23 22:18:26


we?


2010-02-23 21:56:34


let's see how long we can make this thread --- I counted 98 entries (give or take a few) -- is that ever cool! I think that's the record so far...

(25% are mine I think, but I have ego problems --)


2010-02-23 21:52:37


gangsta rap, eh? the music might not be real (as Spike Lee called it) but the gangstas are. Holy hosebag on New Jersey is all that I can say --


2010-02-23 21:40:58


well, 'degraded places' is a rather cute name for hosebag, after all


2010-02-23 21:38:29


Plum: I have a heart! everyone knows that a caustic wit is necessary to hide a splintered heart. I am trying to find the words for 'eternity' however for the Snow Queen, with a little help from the robber girl.



2010-02-23 20:33:44


Oh, and then of course, there's the wonderful lesbian guilty pleasure: Afterellen.com It's like Star Magazine or People Magazine for lesbians but online. Who's Tila Tequila boffing now? Check afterellen. Meredith Baxter is gay? You heard it on afterellen. Hot chicks kissed on House during sweeps week? Afterellen is all over it.


2010-02-23 20:30:52


hahahahaha gangster rap!

no way!


2010-02-23 20:18:00


As with so many other artists of the past, Schiele's models were protitutes, with whom he was apparently obsessed. I was trying to be euphemistic.

Another guilty pleasure: Rate Your Students Blogspot. It's a brilliant antidote to marking illiterate, first year essays.


2010-02-23 20:07:25


My Chemical Romance music videos, ritz bits mini cheese sandwiches, Alan Rickman..


2010-02-23 12:06:55


I'd have to say my guilty pleasure is... gangster rap. That's right... gangster rap.


2010-02-23 11:30:22


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. she has a heart (I think).


2010-02-23 11:24:35


I've actually done that -- for a 90 year old man who had a HUGE photo of his mother in his small apartment in the West End.

I actually loved the guy -- (but not his colostomy bag unfortunately -- maybe you should have taken care of him, plum.)


2010-02-23 11:07:02


oh that reminds me...another guilty pleasure....'burping' colostomy bags


2010-02-23 11:05:13


with no teeth -- and a colostomy bag

god do any of us work? I'm not sure I do.


2010-02-23 10:04:15


JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!


that's hot.


....sate's sounding more and more appealing. If only she were ten years older.


2010-02-23 09:14:05


I missed Sate's answer. Yes, she's illiterate. It's no lie. Have you read her profile? She might as well be living in a trailer in Kentucky watching Jerry Springer.


2010-02-23 09:06:03


Issyvoo: now I'm just wondering if a basement suite in Vancouver counts as a degraded place in life...gee, I didn't even know that the women he found to model for him were degraded. I just thought that he was lucky.

Plum: who the heck are you talking to?



2010-02-23 08:56:45


Kitkat, why not read those books again? There's nothing stopping us from reading kids' books as adults.

Whitefox, what makes Schiele a guilty pleasure? Is it the women he used as models and their degraded places in life? (Speaking of which, a new guilty pleasure for me is Desperate Romantics on BBC Canada.)


2010-02-23 03:50:14


so you're saying that the extremely long well-written email you sent me yesterday explaining that you're illiterate was all a LIE?!?

i trusted you.


2010-02-22 23:48:51


telling people i'm illiterate.


2010-02-22 23:45:38


egon schiele's drawings


2010-02-22 22:22:10


staying up all night talking about everything. everything.


kitkat76 User is offline
2010-02-22 21:26:44


The Twins at St. Clare's. The O'Sullivan Twins. First term at Malory Towers. Five fall into adventure. I love those books!! Thanks Issyvoo for bringing back good memories.


2010-02-22 21:05:11


A glass of deliciously smokey, peaty scotch on a cold winter night. No guilt there, except that the price of my favorite bottle is the equivalent of sending at least 3 goats to a developing nation.


2010-02-22 21:04:42


The sneezing panda and the otters holding hands... and tribute videos to hot movie stars.


2010-02-22 21:02:22


Does only one tattoo count? What's makes you feel so guilty about liking great women?

Another of my guilty pleasures: Enid Blyton.


2010-02-22 18:06:26


No wait. That was impulsive.... My guilty pleasure is strong confident women with amazing tattoo's.


2010-02-22 17:58:12


a naked woman with a bottle of Hypnotic...


2010-02-22 15:25:02


this website


2010-02-22 12:10:47


himm ok, it doesn't account then.


2010-02-21 22:35:38


go ahead -- do my Mom -- she's changed plenty of jizzed up diapers in her day


2010-02-21 22:03:40


Doin' yer mom....I mean what? Thats so childish...why would I do yer' mom when I could do your sister? No but seriously....your mom says hi ;)


2010-02-21 13:54:16


Penthouse Forum, Geronimo, is probably the middle aged man's fairly vanilla porn magazine with lots of 'true' life 'stories' and 'letters.' (There's a great reference to it in a Seinfeld episode.) I suppose young people now only use the internet for such things but I'm an old-fashioned gal.


2010-02-21 11:22:57


issyvoo I have no idea about penthouse forum, I don't even know what is that.
whitefox_ca that thing hurt my hair so bad...


kitkat76 User is offline
2010-02-21 11:14:58


Riding my unicycle down the hallway of my apartment building.


2010-02-21 10:07:03


Penthouse Forum: Issyvoo, go for Ethel Merman instead of Alastair Campbell, believe me. Ethel is the better bet.

bouncingball: just your name says that you have a guilty pleasure obviously.


2010-02-21 09:45:46


i dont know if i have one.........hummm




2010-02-20 19:40:07


plum, stop being in love with me. I'm a cheater.


2010-02-20 19:31:12


jumpin' Geronimo, you look like Octopussy in your profile pic --



2010-02-20 19:26:57


fox, we're waiting.


lilfirefly User is offline
2010-02-20 18:31:29


i have plenty of pleasure but absolutely no guilt


2010-02-20 15:10:44


Gummi bears. My iPhone. Erotic email. Cinnamon hearts. Singly or in any combination...


2010-02-20 13:51:52


Cohibas. But unlike Damasca, I do feel incredibly guilty afterwards.


2010-02-20 13:37:47


.........gasp.


2010-02-20 13:02:43


Oooh, Geronimo, you are honest!

Does Penthouse Forum count too?


2010-02-20 12:25:22


Cheating was my guilty pleasure.


2010-02-20 10:33:04


well, Ethel Merman might be my guilty pleasure anyway. At least she had talent, unlike that sillyass Abby Winters, now that I think about it.


2010-02-20 08:56:57


Rocklike, do you like Say Yes to the Dress? I thought of another guilty pleasure for me: makeover shows like What Not to Wear.

Who wouldn't want to be Ethel Merman?


kharun User is offline
2010-02-19 20:33:06


Any of the Real Housewives shows


2010-02-19 17:15:52


fox, you're fucking hilarious.

and *everybody* loves chocolate (except for some people).

I don't enjoy collecting urine samples but I DO enjoy giving injections. Makes my skin crawl when the needle bounces back, though....that happened to me for the first time last week. I learned my lesson and will NEVER be gentle again.

Any newly diagnosed diabetics here? pernicious anemics? heroin junkies? oh baby, oh baby.


2010-02-19 16:08:58


that's two of us for chocolate. anyone else?


2010-02-19 15:24:05


chocolate!


2010-02-19 15:18:51


Cake decorating shows and horribly hetero wedding shows.


2010-02-19 14:53:34


*help*


2010-02-19 14:45:40


what the hell -- this is no place to advertise fetishes, plum -- we have the BC Legislative for that kind of thing


2010-02-19 12:23:53


it wasn't MY urine! HARRUMPH


2010-02-19 10:41:22


plum: collecting urine samples? Just say No to Drugs. Plus it really makes social work harrowing when you're stoned out of your gills.

Issyvoo. I don't think you're femme or drag. If it's 1950s musicals, then I think that you're just wanting to be Ethel Merman, but refusing to acknowledge it.

(oh god I can't stop... help mee....)


2010-02-19 10:12:27


Mostly following this conversation.


2010-02-19 09:06:51


There's also a harrowing gang rape scene in Saturday Night Fever. I can't even go near that movie because that scene freaks me out so much.

More guilty pleasures? Fashion magazines. Diamonds. High heels (though I won't be able to wear them again till my damned back heals). 1950s musicals... Am I femme or drag?


2010-02-18 23:20:11


interesting...I actually DID have to collect a urine sample this morning. then I had this overwhelming urge to go home and drink chamomile tea....


2010-02-18 21:21:33


plum: that's a rather large urine sample that you're holding in your hand there --

oh god I am now starting to feel remorse... even I'm sick of myself writing on this thing... how do I stop? I give it up to Superdyke


2010-02-18 21:17:54


bbc documentaries definitely make me feel guilty also, sate. Especially the Hairy Bakers -- but I need gin to watch it.

Damasca -- are you trying to be a South American dictator? we have someone from Brazil on here who needs to be put in line...


2010-02-18 20:57:21


Guilty pleasure? Cigars. With bourbon. Enough said. Funny, I don't ever feel guilty about it, though...


2010-02-18 20:48:26


Thanks squaregirl, for the first, and finest response to this question. Why would or should anyone feel guilty about pleasure? The question is moot.


2010-02-18 20:29:10


bbc documentaries. and gin. but not at the same time.


2010-02-18 16:10:52


I think you killed the message board. Have you any remorse?


2010-02-18 09:24:00


well that was Keneickie and he ended up getting together with Rizzo, and you have to know that couple ended up doing a lot of fighting and 'effing' -- they obviously hadn't been to couples therapy yet.

I could relate to Sonny's line who said 'could she get me a friend?' ha ha ha

Ah well, I was watching Saturday Night Fever last night, and at one point, one of the Barracudas, a Spanish woman, gets smacked around by Tony's friends. Then again, she is beating the stuffing out of Tony and giving him a black eye while waving a switchblade. I guess Brooklyn in the 70s wasn't exactly the most genteel place on the planet... unlike Vancouver apparently. (ha!)



2010-02-18 08:46:56


That's a great story about ONJ!

One of my least favourite lines in pop music history, though, is from 'Summer Lovin'' which is supposed to be a cute song about romance but contains the line, 'Did she put up a fight?' How romantic!


minivan_pilot User is offline
2010-02-17 22:47:53


Yeah, well not at the same time of course although I've heard of that happening that would be way too messy.


2010-02-17 22:32:06


Minivan: Abby Winters and donuts, eh? that's hilarious!


2010-02-17 22:22:59


Issyvoo

How I Made Olivia Newton-John Laugh

I was attending ONJ's concert at Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut.
When ONJ started to sing 'Summer Lovin' from Grease, she got to
the part when she sings 'but oh! those summer nights...' At the moment that she sang 'but oh!', the whole crowd sang 'oh' in unison --
except for me. I groaned out the most loudest, most gutteral, most visceral 'oh!' you have ever heard (we're talking about 25 years of unexpressed ONJ preteen lust at this point). ONJ heard my 'oh' groan because it honestly sounded like it echoed off the entire soundstage. She was about to continue on into 'those summer nights', but she had to stop and (as I said) throw back her blonde head and laugh: 'ha ha ha!'

My heart nearly stopped. And, of course, the entire line of gay men in my row just looked at me.

And that was how I made Olivia Newton-John laugh. (I do have to admit that it did make me cringe when she pretended to be a tree during that concert though...)

Now, Saturday Night Fever is on tv - another guilty pleasure from the 70s.


strawberry User is offline
2010-02-17 20:14:47


Life is all about a balance of happy pleasures and hard work. :)


2010-02-17 19:52:04


Whitefox, what did you do to make ONJ laugh?


minivan_pilot User is offline
2010-02-17 15:24:02


Hey I know the same Australian Abby and do indulge in her on occasion myself among others. So that and baked goods/pastries etc not sure If I should feel guilty or not though.


2010-02-17 15:03:05


I have no guilty pleasure - I AM the guilty pleasure ;)


2010-02-17 14:51:54


thanks Gayboy, I was feeling low until you came along and showed me that there are people in the world who are truly 'patetico' --

I feel better now knowing that you stupid fools are out there

and besides, if the Brazilian lesbians don't wantcha, what does that say? those women know what they are talking about...



2010-02-17 14:22:46


weirdo


2010-02-17 13:59:40


cat butt.


2010-02-17 13:39:35


SATE.


2010-02-17 13:28:29


gin.


2010-02-17 13:15:42


Have others already been propositioned by gbrazil, a man just slavering to give us his sperm? Best ignored, I think.


2010-02-17 12:08:41


well gbrazil count me out unless you have a large supply of chocolate and pickles.


2010-02-17 11:10:31


uhhhhhhhhhh. Looks like we have a new topic.


GBRAZIL2010 User is offline
2010-02-17 10:58:05


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2010-02-17 10:51:01


not pregnant at my age.....thank god.



2010-02-17 10:36:22


but now I can't help but think about chocolate and pickles at the same time... and it sounds like you're pregnant hanna

people are very interesting, that's for sure


2010-02-17 10:12:52


its about time they changed the question.

CHOCOLATE AND PICKLES (but not together at the same time).


2010-02-17 09:59:40


holy god I'm with ya on the ONJ 70s thing!! -- ONJ, whipped cream and roller skates?? I swear there is nothing more homoerotic than that -- (wait a minute, that may have been the whole start of the Australian thing now that I think about it...)

I actually made ONJ laugh once too -- she threw back her blonde head and laughed 'ha ha ha!' If my life were over at that moment, I would have been completely fine with it.


2010-02-17 08:25:20


Christopher Cross. 80s power ballads.


2010-02-17 08:24:47


Murder She Wrote. Agatha Christie. Olivia Newton John (circa 1970s). Kitten videos on youtube. Whipped cream.


2010-02-17 04:30:33


*GASP*


2010-02-16 23:20:14


Her name is Abby and she spends her winters in Australia. It shocks me even to this day --


2010-02-16 20:25:23


is this a trick question? are we suppose to feel guilty about pleasure?




 
     



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