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I wonder if you could actually get fourteen sweaters on. Now I want to try it.
well it's the best offer I've had in a while :)
okay, now THAT'S sexy. I am jealous.
Damn. I can't remember the last time a woman offered to streak through my living room over-dressed. It's a small living-room: you might just bounce off the furniture.
I can always streak through your living room Zookeeper -- in my underwear. And my jeans and t-shirt. And my jacket. And my overcoat. And my fourteen sweaters. And my hockey helmet.
wait a minute... I'm still waiting for a time and place for the streaking ;)
Ok now that I have completely dominated this thread -- how about we start a new discussion on mammograms? I believe I just had an encounter with my mammogrammist this afternoon. She had short, dykey hair, and when she squeezed my breast, she turned down the lights and started to play Barry White... perhaps SuperDyke could set up a mammogram apprenticeship training program or something?
ha ha ha ha ha! this is so fun
holy grammar ghost in the machine this morning, eh?
indeed, plum, at the age of -2147481638, you are older than many some planets, and less than some molecules
aren't we all supposed to be our own best friend to begin with? (I mean, not in a narcississtic -- crap I can't even spell it -- way) -- anyway, both Gandhi and Barack Obama talk about their Beloved Friend -- I like those guys --
And your cat is named Vita after Vita Sackville-West -- and here I thought she was a boy.
If I had a cat, I would name it Groundhog (after Groundhog Day), my Beloved Friend
It's true that Christopher Isherwood was probably his own best friend but, not, that's not my cat's name either. Three hints: This person was also a writer, was pals with Virginia Woolf, and was older than Isherwood.
............... >_>
I'm way too old for this.
/snub
checking out the competition --
taking notes?
ha ha -- all this talk about streaking -- I started watching streaking videos on Youtube -- ha ha ha! some of them are hilarious
hmmmm... at least $20. Hey - we'll make it a social event, and get this thread back on track!
how much? (don't worry -- I'm a cheap and I write too much on a free site -- that should tell you something)
i'd pay to see that ;)
ps to the CSIS monitors (as well as the invisible lurkers who are our audience apparently) -- the Olympic flagpole thing is a joke -- although possibly streaking through the opening ceremonies might not be...
Good one! -- although, if I am honest about it, I am one perpetual youth dance.
well if the cat is named after one of the pals of Issyvoo, then he really should be called something that begins with c and ends with r, because let's face it -- class pretensions aside -- that's who Christopher Isherwood really was --- and how the heck should I know what the damn cat's name is --??!! (now it's driving me...)
I'm still sharpening this blade, yes It's meant for the Olympic flagpole with Gordon Campbell standing underneath it with his HST on my cup of coffee.
Nope, not Auden.
I thought Lick was one perpetual youth dance.
you're right, fox....
why don't we all meet up at a gay youth dance? Aries can host.
and uh...who're (wow, aren'tcha glad I used an apostrophe there?) you sharpening that blade for?
and the cat is named Auden! Four weddings and a Funeral!
wait a minute -- this thread started out as 'social events' and now it has degenerated to murder and mayhem -- meanwhile, I just reread the thread, and we have completely ignored the fact that there are not enough gay youth dances (as Aries said) --
***rrrrrrrrrrr*******rrrrrrrrrr****
(sharpening the axe: both sides)
Rainbow, I didn't understand your reference - perv!
>_>
w0w suM 0f y0u g3T R3aL InT3n$e @b0uT Gr@aMm3r. I w0nD3r h0W m@ny 0f y0u f33l H0m!c!dAl @fT3r r3aD!n tH!s?
and you meant 'hoping TO EAT' .... am I right?
This is just to say:
I have eaten
the fox
that was in
the classroom
and which
you were probably
saving
for a long life
Forgive me
it was delicious
so succulent
and so tender
lol whitefox, I know that poem! well, the poem you plagiarized LOL
oh, was that a love poem? for me?
I'm flattered, fox, really....but I'm sorry, I just won't date you.
are you the person who's viewed my youtube video 300 times? it's starting to freak me out..
crayyyyzeee layyyydeeee
wow, whitefox. Wow.
(gee I wonder how you can tell that the nerds are hanging on to this discussion...???)
This Is Just to Say
That I have kicked
the plum
out of the back
of my classroom
and which
you were probably
hoping
for breakfast
forgive me
the plum
was so grammatically
incorrect
and so's an apostrophe
no, with you I can tell from a much greater distance.
like, say, from the back of your classroom.
or I could be completely crazy -- from three inches away -- right, plum?
I was only joking about the axe-murderer thing -- you're not supposed to smile in the passport photos now. And I took it yesterday, and I look like an axe-murderer in it, so I'm wondering how they are going to let me on the plane. But yes -- this is a message board -- and people can misinterpret my completely tongue-in-cheek comments -- then again, who knows? I could be an axe-murderer too, couldn't I? it's the Internet after all.
fox, looks like you've found yourself a new SD profile picture. Let's see it.
blah,,,bla'h, b'laH,.
that was borinG. i think this message board's supposed to be fun (or something silly like thaT).
we're not all ranting, it's JUST yoU (i won't name nameS).
you sound angry - are you angrY?
i, for one, am hungry, not angrY.
look -- I just had my passport photo taken, and I look like an axe-murderer in it -- do you really want to be arguing with me?
Since we're all ranting about grammar and clarity and such, would it kill you all to place capital letters at the beginnings of your sentences? A lack of comma splices would be refreshing too, particularly from those who clearly think of themselves as rather decent writers. The need for proper use of apostrophes is obvious too. I know some of us here actually teach writing. Shouldn't we model that which we teach?
As for cats, I've been told that more than two per spinster is too many, and I never let my two on the counter. No, my cat is not named Edward Upward but he is already eighteen.
iono, perhaps enroll in one of your CLASSES?! OH YES. MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
whatcha gonna do about it.... plum??
'whitefox_ca is pissing me off' - does that make more sense?
RAWR
ya that is more like it....
how can anyone say that an 'apostrophe is pissing them off' -- that's a grammatical oxymoron for the love of In God We Trust...
*gasps*
issy... i did not think you had the auditory range to hear cries of dissent.
i stand corrected.
that apostrophe is pissing me off.
I don't mean to offend you, but ... are you American?
your cat is named Edward Upward? the animal is going to live until it is 25 years old --!
cats -- much as I like them, I have issues -- I like one, or possibly two. I do not like a colony of cats on the kitchen counter, that's all.
just so you know, I am the Edward Scissorhands of topiary bush
I'm just going to start reading this when all my social events peter out... this is entertainment at it's finest. Have you all thought of going on the road? Perhaps a variety show?
Sate, you're right. It should read 'take place.' Silly me.
Lilfire, doesn't everyone trim these days? Hasn't that been the case since the 80s? (I can hear the cries of dissent.)
I think the next question should be, how do you keep your bush? Topiary anyone?
I think the next question should be do you trim your bush? And if so how.... topiary anyone?
argh! i take it back.
take place.
I've seen Sapphic spelled both ways. Incidentally, my cat's mother was named Sapho, through no fault of my own. He too has a queer literary name but I like to think it's more subtle. Indeed, his namesake and Issyvoo were pals.
As for what kind of social events I like attending, I like attending social events where these sorts of conversations takes place.
party tonight?
I'm sorry -- that was juvenile -- I'll blame it on the faggot maggot
you spelled Sapphic wrong! ha ha ha ha!
The question is just what Shakespeare meant when he used the word 'nunnery.' I've heard that he might have meant brothel or he might have meant a place for nuns. Either is notorious for Saphic action so, sure, let's call Superdyke a nunnery. As for faggot maggots, aren't maggots juvenile bugs? As such, they wouldn't 'mate' in any fashion until they'd become whatever they are to become.
*groans*
I also think Skippy deserves an award for creating a great site! Thanks for all you do for our community,I really appreciate it!
by the way, someone give an award to Skippy for hosting SD for ten years! -- congratulations! -- some people are programmers who give back for free, while other people are just pervs with jism in their pants.
don't worry RainbowPrincess (wild name, by the way) -- if you said 'jism in your pants' then we'd be concerned about your pervosity.
Now I'm just wondering -- do you think that there are faggot maggots? I just thought of it.
get thee to a nunnery, issyvoo -- or are we already there on Superdyke???? (that is the question.)
I like any events in which i can dance a little maybe jizz in my pants... I really hope someone understands my reference or I am going to look like a perv...mind you I am so I guess its no big deal.
Hamlet in the graveyard: 'We fat all creatures else to fat us,
and we fat ourselves for maggots. Your fat king and your
lean beggar is but variable service—two dishes, but to one
table. That’s the end.'
i would think that it takes a great deal of self-esteem to be a maggot. Really, we all end up being food for the maggots, so clearly, they have a one over on us.
ha ha there was part of Al's poem about immense reptiles making love by going 'BOING' 'BOING' 'BOING' but it did not register
dragonflys are the oldest insects on the planet -- they pre-date dinosaurs AND lizards (but then absolutely nothing tops the single-celled amoeba). Hey, the amoeba might pick apart grammatical errors but it has staying power.
Dinosaurs and literature automatically made me think of Al Purdy:
My ambition as I remember and
I always remember was always
to make love vulgarly and immensely
as the vulgar elephant doth
oh, issy.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
i also like to attend events than entail not taking responsibility for uncalled-for, vicious, petty behaviour, and/or apathy toward such. that's because those kinda events are when i'm afforded the highest possibility of finding a shame-ridden woman with a big ol' brain and the self-esteem of a maggot. mmmmm
maggot-y!
*swoony swoon swoon*
Yes, Skippy. It's all in fun. Don't worry.
Skippy, I think people are having fun nattering back and forth. I think you have done a wonderful job in facilitating some interesting discussions. Although many of the comments made have not been directly connected to your original questions, I think (most) are enjoying themselves on this forum. Job well done, Skippy!
Oh jesus, I (almost) can't believe people would actually pick apart grammatical errors in these questions. Feel free to submit your own questions if you're tired of me trying to come up with topics so quickly that they're not 100% error free. After 10 years of running this site, it's hard to have totally original/coherent content on here all the time: michelle@superdyke.com
issy,
'terrible lizard' is slang for 'fearfully-great lizard' which is the latin-greek translation for 'dinosaur.'
omg! listen to me!
it's SPREADING!
Lizards and literature would okay but dinosaurs weren't actually lizards. People just thought they were when they first dug up their bones. Lizards are much much older than dinosaurs, apparently. I was reading about that just the other day.
I'm not on anyone's side, girls.
I still think you two are made for each other.
i read 'bronto-saurus' when i read issy's last post. i thought 'wow--i'd totally attend a social event where the participants talked about terrible lizards and literature.' then i re-read... *s i g h*
some things are too good to be true.
sate.
.............this brings me great pleasure. :D
Oh great, no one is ever on my side!
Well, 'awkwardize' is kind of charming. Hurray for verbification! Zoo, I actually do like social events where grammar is a topic of conversation, though a little discussion of, say, the Bronte sisters or Chritopher Marlowe wouldn't be amiss either. Plum, I'm sweet? Really? How sweet!
I like playing bowling and billiards with friends, but I am not a pool shark))))
LOL soooo sorry to offend you plum lol ;)
amigash.....you're a terrible, terrible person.
but funny, nonetheless.
I think we've damaged this thread enough..I'm going to bed. :P
Quite sure! I put up with her for 2 years, that was enough!!!
are you sure you two are not married???
It is not a real word. Now stop ruining this thread for everyone!!!
It's a REAL WORD - look it up.
yeah I'll BET you looked it up, sucker.
high five!
issyvoo's too sweet to rip me apart, by the way. /snub
awkwardized? issyvoo, any comment on that? anyone? Bueller?
I AM SO OFFENDED
....so have we sufficiently awkwardized this thread yet, or do we need to keep trying?
well, I'm young and she's childish, so there ya go :P
errrrrrrrr.
.
.
.
we already did - that's why we annoy each other so much.
I'm too young for her and she's too young for me, so it didn't work out too well.
plum and zookeeper should just date. garsh.
Yes Plum, that was just for you to analyse.
Carolyn, your British spelling disgusts me. /gag
I heard that about the Motley Crue concert also --
why go to a Motley Crue concert -- all you need to do is go to Pride and see every type of boob imaginable -- (and some we don't want to see)
personally, I wouldn't mind going to a Pride event where all the women are dressed up like Scarlett O'Hara -- with those whalebone corsets and wide skirts -- we need more repression to make things sexy again
I prefer social events where people analyse and tear apart the grammatical errors of others :P I also like events where the chicks dig me.
Amazonkc, how DARE you say that...I find your post to be very offensive. I hope this turns into something a little more controversial (and thus, interesting) soon.
bwa ha ha ha, whitefox!
i like to attend motley crue concerts. i get to see every type of boobie imaginable without having to work up the courage to ask, feel all exploit-y, or feel pressure to tip.
it's just that the music generally sucks.
sate.
how on earth am I ever going to know what social events the Arabic and Chinese lesbians of this world like to attend?
wait a minute -- these were in Arabic and Chinese symbols -- not only has SD become grammatically incorrect, but also xenophobic at the same time --??
or this
什麼樣的社會活動，你想參加？
now THAT is the most grammatically correct way of phrasing the question!
ما هي أنواع المناسبات الاجتماعية التي تحبها لحضور؟
I like going to events that are not too big but not too small. Over crowded events with ridiculously long lines and a dance floor so crowded you can barely move doesn't equal fun for me. But when no one is there it gets boring. A nice even medium like a smaller club, or a pub, or a coffe shop etc... That's what I preferr.
PS seriously hopes this discussion doesn't become the over analyzed serious discussions/borderline arguments that past few fun topics have turned into.
I like the one where I can chat and socialize. My strengths lie in talking and not 'looking cool' in the coloured lights of a dance club where verbal communication impossible. I attracted to personality primarily so if I am interested in someone I MUST TALK TO HER.
God I'm a nerd!
That's an improvement, Peri, though we should keep the original meaning of the question, which is not about specific events but types of events. The real sins are in the second sentence which, in fact, is not a sentence at all.
I like my gay youth dances. Though i wish there were more of them. ;(
What social events do you like to attend or not attend?
Ah, but Sate, can you?
because you can, issyvoo, because you can.
There are at least two grammatical errors in the questions (and more if you're really picky). Those of you who can't help yourselves from looking for them, see if you can find them. You know who you are.
From an old farts perspective a nice array of music slow ,peppy,good ole stomping music would suit me fine where one can dance and still be able to converse without yelling and comin away with a headache and sore throat would be grand.Oh and lets not forget a nice place where one can cozy up to that special someone .....you know be intimate,lol! like booths with soft cozy seats etc...
dancing!!!!!! with a good mix of music from all eras. and lots of good snacks and a good selection of wine and beer.
A night of salsa dancing!